You think the police have adequate resources to solve package theft? I’m sorry, what? That’s ridiculous. Here’s the 2023 stats for SF:

Porch thefts: 25,000 Cops: 2000

Obviously not all of those cops are on duty simultaneously, let’s assume they do a 12 hour shift every single day: they would have 25 porch thefts each to solve!

This isn’t a US centric phenomenon either: 70,000 cell phones were stolen in London last year.