Fred insists to his friend that he has a hyper intelligent dog that can talk. Sceptical, the friend enquires of the dog "What's 2+2?"
"Five" says the dog
"Holy shit a talking dog!" says the friend "This is the most incredible thing that I've ever seen in my life".
"What's 3+3?"
"Eight" says the dog.
"What is this bullshit you're trying to sell me Fred?"
> "Holy shit a talking dog!" says the friend "This is the most incredible thing that I've ever seen in my life".
this happens:
"Yes," says Fred. "As you can see, it's already at PhD level now, constantly improving, and is on track to replace 50% of the economy in twelve months or sooner."
Confused, the friend asks:
> "What's 3+3?"
> "Eight" says the dog.
> "What is this bullshit you're trying to sell me Fred?"
> The friend asks: "Alright. Doggy, answer as fast as you can without thinking. What is 387 times 521?"
> "201.627", the dog says, wagging his tail happily.
> "I don't buy it, Fred! This must be bullshit!"
(I did test it and it did give the correct answer. I was expecting a small error for the joke, but hey, works like this too.)