Zuckerberg Expanding His Hawaii Compound. Part of It Sits Atop a Burial Ground

The property atop a burial ground is a staple for horror movies and books including Spielberg’s Poltergeist.

The core lesson from these stories is that building your dream home atop a burial ground almost certainly results in hauntings, ghosts, apparitions evil spirits and finally the entire property being sucked into a giant vortex.

So I’d advise Zuck to step cautiously and look out for the typical signs such as chairs stacking themselves up or sliding across the kitchen whilst your back is turned.

The Zuckerbot needs a quite, remote place to hang his skin to dry, or to plot whatever supervillain-y plots the guy is plotting. Probably Metaverse 2.0! With Superintelligence!! And why to tech billionaires all aim to look so much like the evil adversaries from James Bond movies?