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And a state-of-the-art AI-powered app for this!

...with a monthly subscription price (and a non-zero chance of them bricking you -- probably intentionally so that they can sell you another you).

Gotta get VC funded after all, right!

Why not have the food grow in your skin. Use the fusion reactor in the sky.

I've always wanted to be a mixotroph.

the wiring harness required would be a bit uncomfortable.