I agree, I was just being cowardly and insulating myself from "you can't be sure it'll never happen" comments.
In the far enough future, and assuming we escape a technological collapse due to climate change or world war, something like a large base housing hundreds of people at a time seems possible. It could be built autonomously by reasonably intelligent robots, which isn't that much of a stretch from the tech we're converging on today.
But a true colony, with long term residents having and raising children, is essentially a fantasy at this point.