"Tampon"? Seriously? Trying to be edgy?
Cringeworthy.
More accurately: "for tone-deaf people with a seventh-grade sense of humor"
If you want me to make me laugh OR take you at all seriously, you're going to have to step up your game. I love humor and levity. Github and Zappos are both great examples of companies that don't take themselves too seriously without being juvenile.
Aha! This might explain why I haven't been invited to any family events this year..
You might think it's funny. Your primary school friends might think it's funny, too. But it's not really getting you anything, right?