I really wonder which one of us is the minority. Because I find text-davinci-001 answer is the only one that reads like a story. All the others don't even resemble my idea of "story" so to me they're 0/100.
imo GPT-5 is objectively better at following the prompt because it has a complete story arc, but this feels less satisfying since a 50 word story is just way too short to do anything interesting (and to your point, barely even feels like a story).