Show HN: My portfolio in the style of a campy early-internet Geocities site

Thought I would share this after seeing a similar post about a guy who posted his as a Windows XP clone, which I though was cool

Going for that campy early-internet aesthetic, the kinds of sites I used to make on Geocities as a kid, but it's fully responsive, accessible and had a near perfect Lighthouse score as well as a strong SSL security posture etc

Just don't press THAT button (can you figure out my password?)