My favorite part is when he receives simple, straightforward advice from Apple on how to fix his iPhone issue, but he chooses to ignore it. Instead he scours the web for alternatives, and spots one suggestion that is applicable to jailbroken phones.
"Are you frickin’ kidding me? I have to jailbreak my phone to fix this problem?"
Uh, or you could just try any one of the four easy solutions you've been offered so far.
But that would make way too much sense, so he continues his search. He ends up at iphonefaq.org, a site that "looked pretty official." Are you freaking kidding me?
Finally, after hours of searching, he arrives at this gem:
"The only option that was relatively straightforward and seemed to work, according to many forums, was to restore the phone."
As in, the original solution provided by Apple's tech support. Apparently it's Apple's fault that he can't follow directions or readily accept simple solutions. I can't go on, I'm getting dumber just reading this.