That being said, I almost immediately ran into 429: Too Many Requests.
Like, yeah, I started making a ton of `{increment: 1}` requests that are getting dropped. What's the bottleneck? Simultaneous DB writes?
Edit: I do want to reiterate that I think this is a great concept, especially in a "Shift Left" era in which agentic tools are exposing non-technical roles to the domain of workflow automation and async job queue management.