Anyone can build a bridge, but it takes an engineer to barely build a bridge.
https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/aluminum-extrusion-m...
Also a correction to GP: They were payload deployment failures, they didn't blow up on the pad. More here: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/05/nasa-finally-conclud...
I'm chuckling at the thought of barely building something. (All in good fun, thank you.)
After two weeks, the Infrastructure department changed the sign allowing up to 45t.