There's also the option of having a detailed image of a penis on your clothing so that any sort of social media app will R-rate a video featuring you.
If the two tactics don’t work separately, would they work when combined?
I would suggest Pokémon (fighting monsters after all), but apparently Nintendo lost its edge, considering that recent ICE debacle.
There aren't any social media sites that take down images of people wearing a Disney character on a shirt. That's not a thing.
You have to upload actual extended direct footage of a Disney movie.