The User:

The stove keeps burning me because I can't tell how hot it is, it feels random and the indicator light it broken.

You:

The most rigorous definition of temperature is that it is equal to the inverse of the rate of change of entropy with respect to internal energy, within a given volume V and particles N held constant. All accessible microstates are equiprobable over a long period of time, this is the very definition of ergodicity! Yet, because of the flow of entropy the observed macrostates will remain stable. Thus, we can say the the responses of a given LLM are...

The User:

I'm calling the doctor, and getting a new stove with an indicator light.