White House slams Trump's perceived Nobel peace prize snub
theguardian.com
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Or convince one of his many rich friends to buy the whole organization, outright. It can’t be that much more expensive than Dominion Voting Systems.
But why not establish his own prize? Instead of a single event, why not blast his name all over the media every single year, even after he's dead? He's got plenty of money; he's earned billions just this past year. Endow a foundation and present the prize to anybody he wants, and they'll put on a tuxedo to come shake his hand, just like the King of Sweden.
Aye, he’s already in violation of the Emoluments Clause a couple times over. No one particularly seems to care.
But it wouldn't fit on HN.