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I LOL'd at "...calling Apple an innovator may be a bit of a stretch".

How dare he say that? :)

No stretch is too much for the Reality Distortion Field. We can invent a new reality. We are Apple. Watch as we make the complaints disappear. Poof!

See? Apple does have NFC after all. Just the 'F' isn't quite the type of field that most people think it is :)