They wanted me to start on all sorts of medications immediately.
The second-last time, they got a reading of 220/130, and were going to get an ambulance to take me into hospital immediately.
Er, hang on a minute, folks.
That's beyond "hypertension crisis" and well into "incompatible with life" levels. That's the kind of pressure I see in hydraulic servo feedback channels, not living things.
They grudgingly agreed that someone with high blood pressure probably ought not to be making as much sense as I was, although what would I know about it, they're the professionals, etc etc.
The next time I noticed the automatic blood pressure cuff had a fresh new calibration sticker on it.
130/90. Not bad, for a reading taken at the doctor's surgery.
I wonder how many people are on medication they just plain don't need because of a plainly faulty sphyg though?