In all seriousness, this is a recurring pattern on HN and it sends the wrong message. It's almost as bad as vibecoding a paid service and losing private customer data.
There was a thread here awhile ago, 'How We Saved $500,000 Per Year by Rolling Our Own “S3' [1]. Then they promptly got hacked. [2]
[1] https://engineering.nanit.com/how-we-saved-500-000-per-year-...
[2] https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/colorado-mom-stranger-...