Sperm whale speech has human-like 'vowels'

Funnily enough, only yesterday I popped out for a quiet pint down my local spit and sawdust boozer. The infamous Nags Head.

I was sitting quietly in the corner. There were on a few locals propping up the pool table,

Out of the blue a whale came sailing through the door.

Flippered his way up to the bar and ordered a pint of guinness.

The whale had a quick sip of his pint and started to recite "god save the queen, by the sex pistols"

The whale was perfect, I personally could not tell the difference, he sounded exactly like johnny rotten.

Some of the drunks started to sing along with the whale.

we all had a whale of a time!!

What a sunday.