Some junior dev will then come along with his specific user story and, not wanting to tear the whole thing up, will insert his couple of lines. Repeat over a 10 year lifecycle and it becomes completely unmanageable.
I remember trying to tease apart hundreds of lines of functions in a language which didn't have the IDE support we have these days. It was always painful.
Even the most script like functions I've ever worked with benefit from comments like:
# Validate that the payment was successfully sent.
These subheadings can just as easily become functions. If you limit the context in each function it becomes a genuine improvement.After several such bad experiences, I religiously incorporated my personal guideline of functions never crossing the upper limit of 100 lines - with some 1 in 10k exceptions like in the parsing domain or state machine dispatch. Short functions also heavily aid in unit testing.
The only folks who believe in big functions are developers who haven't been exposed to large quantities of other people's shoddy code as a significant fraction of their working career. Once you have been through several such nightmares, you will worship small functions.
That’s why linters allow you to suppress specific rules for a single statement (and ideally let you write a short comment that explains why you chose to suppress it.)