There are approximately no use cases that would get me to run a CLI written in Java on my machine, especially if it required having a JVM installed. There's just no reason for it.

The rounding error there is Pkl, which is at least built using Graal Native Image, but (IMO) would _still_ have better adoption if it was written in something else.

That said, if the Java community wanted to port reasonable tooling to their platform, I'm sure Claude could do a reasonable job of getting a decent chunk of BubbleTea and friends bootstrapped.