These are not implementation errors or miscommunication between different business units.
What you are witnessing is an intentional setting of a revenue dial to the maximum allowable setting that still permits the original sale.
The fact that the US government is frozen in amber overall will be the downfall of the US.
From OP:
> the First Amendment (with an exception existing for pornography)
The text is not
> Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, except for showing boobs on TV, which would be a heinous crime and worthy of deportation
There are many exceptions to "freedom of speech".
I don't think the companies such as Google*, Microsoft, Valve or Nintendo** have a Child Safety business unit.
If they did, the software they produce would work and I would be able set some sane settings once when creating a group of users which contain children.
What I am experiencing is user hostility when trying to limit who can chat or influence my children. The UI is usually horrible and some devices have no way of limiting or whitelisting what games can be played by children.
* Fuck you for not requiring TVs to implement the features required to use child users on TVs.
** Fuck you for making the of doing anything on the switch related to child-profiles a horrible experience.