In the interests of national security might I humbly recommend that we open a pizza joint INSIDE the pentagon? It’s distressingly easy for our adversaries to identify when something big is going down.
Literally any adversary can put the place (call it "Pentagon Pizza" if they don't give it a name) on a map, and every time clueless DoD employees google it, there'll be a peak on a graph.
Out of 30k people working there, there has to be a bunch of new hires that don't understand how OSINT works, and they just weren't fired yet. I believe solving this problem without reducing staff is extremely hard.