We've decided to implement a new child safety act, which is of course designed purely to protect children. All parents will have cameras mounted in their homes. The government can then monitor these spaces to prevent CSAM and abuse.

We assure the public the cameras will only be switched on if you're suspected of harming your child. It is also current policy that the cameras can only be used to detect child abuse, nothing legal is recorded.

You're not in favour of child abuse, are you? Do you not care about child wellfare?

(costs £4 billion btw)