I agree with the sentiment you're trying to express.
But as a Gentoo / SuSE user, I'm also a little offended!
But as a Gentoo / SuSE user, I'm also a little offended!
Then Slackware, Mandrake (Mandriva now), dipped my toes into RHEL and OG Fedora (had a Fedora 1 DVD) but eventually settled on Debian and haven't looked back.