Kindly look at my commenting history on HN (or on Reddit, same username), where I've been writing with exactly this long and rambling overly-detailed "should have been a blog post" style going on 15+ years now.
Then, once you're convinced that I'm human, maybe you'll take this advice:
A much more useful heuristic for noticing textual AI slop than "it's long and wordy" (or "it contains em-dashes"), is that, no matter how you prompt them, LLMs are constitutionally incapable of writing run-on sentences (like this one!)
Basically every LLM base model at this point, has been RLHFed by feedback from a (not necessarily native-English-speaking, not necessarily highly literate) userbase. And that has pushed the models toward a specific kind of "writing for readability", that aims for a very low lowest-common-denominator writing style... but in terms of grammar/syntax, rather than vocabulary. These base models (or anything fine-tuned from them) will consistently spew out these endless little atomic top-level sentences — one thought per sentence, or sometimes even several itty-bitty sentences per thought (i.e. the "Not x. Not y. Just z." thing) — that can each be digested individually, with no mental state-keeping required.
It's a very inhuman style of writing. No real human being writes like LLMs do, because it doesn't match the way human beings speak or think. (You can edit prose after-the-fact to look like an LLM wrote it, but I dare you to try writing that way on your first draft. It's next to impossible.)
Note how the way LLMs write, is exactly the opposite of the way I write. My writing requires a high level of fluency with English-language grammar and syntax to understand! Which makes it actually rather shitty as general-purpose prose. Luckily I'm writing here on HN for an audience that skews somewhat older and more educated than the general public. But it's still not a style I would subject anyone to if I bothered to spend any time editing what I write after I write it. My writing epitomizes the aphorism "I wrote you a long letter because I didn't have the time to write you a short one." (It's why these are just HN comments in the first place; if I had the time to clean them up, then I'd make them into blog posts!)