The Windows computer I have to use at work takes over 15 seconds to start the new calculator app. The old calculator launched instantly.
That's a why, but it raises more questions than it does answers.
I need that Drake meme here, where he's negative about the idea "Optimize the calculator layout to improve the UX" and very enthusiastic about the idea "Find ways to get incremental revenue from users of Calculator with ads or selling of data"
We're reaching Microslop levels we never thought possible. I actually think Claude Code would have done a better job.