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I can't tell if this is satire. Some people really believe stuff like this.

And why shouldn't we? Do you know how bad your life would be without Mark Bezos? Where would you derive meaning from, if not the quarterly Amazon earnings call?

Humans are inherently amoral; we need a higher power to give us morality, and the mission statement of Meta is where we should all get our spiritual guidance from.

My life is just fine without Mark Bezos, thanks. Never heard of him. Is he some relation of Elon Zuckerberg?

Brother to Jeff Gates?

It's all about creating a chain of value. Why should the chefs and cleaners have to expend energy hunting for their own voles?

Far better to allow predators to take them to the cleaners.

(/s for if the idiom doesn't translate to your local language!)

Mister President Reagan, it's past your gravetime already.