You aren't the first person to come up with the idea of adding extra bits to IP addresses to make them longer. The problem isn't finding somewhere to stash the extra bits in the packet format (which is trivial; you can simply set the next-protocol field to a special value and then put the bits at the start of the payload), it's getting all software to use those extra bits -- and getting that to work requires doing all of the new AF family, new sockaddr struct, new DNS records, dual stack/translation/tunnels etc etc that v6 does.
Please consider that maybe the people working on v6 weren't actually complete imbeciles and did in fact think things through.