Okay, I did so. I realize that in your later followup comment you might want something different (like for Chrome itself to cache these downloads or something) but for now I made what you asked for, here you go:
https://stateofutopia.com/experiments/ephemeralcdn/
It's an ultrafast temporary CDN for one-off experiments like this. Should be lightning fast. By including the script, you can include any file this CDN serves.
There's no such thing as non-sensitive content from a CDN though. Scripts are obviously sensitive, styles can be used to exfiltrate data through background-url directives, and anything like images has no benefit being cached across sites.
Fonts might be one exception, but I bet those are exploitable somehow.
Just like you wouldn't use same table in your system for all users in a multi tenant application.
Tadaaa! Tracking.
Or indeed use some sort of huggingface model downloader (if that exist with XET)