Show HN: A fake small claims court for petty complaints

This wins my internet today. Now to go file a claim against my dog for not allowing me the full five seconds of the five-second rule before it ate my dropped food...

Edit: <https://benlirio.com/petty-small-claims/?c=CD58qURM&k=7BW7zg...>

i'm gonna start using this for stress relief.

curious what the most ridiculous complaint you've personally filed on your own site. also wondering if this is static html or if there's some backend handling the court proceedings

Yes there is a backend and I burn tokens on GPT 5.4 every case so please be nice :). I’ll leave it at a high model for now, but if people abuse it I’ll file a petty complaint and downgrade to a small model.

I liked this one I make, however I have still waiting on the Venmo even though it says PAID: https://benlirio.com/petty-small-claims/?c=uK6aqyhm&k=F6C0Uo...

Some other compaints I probably shouldn’t post here…

cool program! Rip the poor chat gpt 5.4 that had to deal w it. I’m sure the mini model can handle it just fine? Way cheaper.