The inverse of anthropomorphism isn't any more sane, you see. By analogy: just because a drone is not an airplane, doesn't mean it can't fly!
Instead, just look at what the thing is doing.
LLMs absolutely have some form of intent (their current task) and some form of reasoning (what else is step-by-step doing?) . Call it simulated intent and simulated reasoning if you must.
Meanwhile they also have the property where if they have the ability to destroy all your data, they absolutely will find a way. (Or: "the probability of catastrophic action approaches certainty if the capability exists" but people can get tired of talking like that).