Someone should inform this lawyer that he could just format the internal storage. Sure, you lose your entire tablet's operating system, but who needs that when you get MOAR GB's!

(Aside: In my teenage years, I used to work for Future Shop. I recall one customer, who came in and insisted that he needed a computer "with the most possible gee-bee's". When I informed him that it was a "gigabyte", he then said "yeah whatever, I just need one with XX many jigas, do you have one?")