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Which in Utah might be a problem (or is it another state, I don't remember)

Are you thinking of Kansas or Nebraska? Utah is famous for having big ass mountains that people ski on.

Kansas, but Google says the flattest is Florida (surprisingly - or maybe not)

Hoo else could ya mean then https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoodoo_(geology) (beautiful state! see hoodoo pics)