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If there's a Satan, he's waiting for these judges to die with a huge hard-on.

Downmodded for questioning His existence.

why the hell would the judges die with a hard-on? that doesn't even make sense.

Word order fail on my part. Revise to "waiting, with a hard-on, for these judges to die."

Because if you die with a huge hard-on, you go to hell.