"Haw haw, you couldn't tell it was written with AI!"

"Oh! That explains it!"

"Uh..."

"I didn't want to say anything rude, but the whole time I was like 'yikes, how did this idiot become a professor at Notre Dame?'"

"Actually -"

"Heh! You got me good! Of course it was written with AI. Duh. These ideas are so vacuous and shallow, there's no way a fancy professor like you-"

"Actually, I asked the AI to write an essay summarizing my arguments from social media."

"...oh."

"..."

"...hey you should log off BlueSky, it's not healthy there."