Coinbase steep first quarter loss after slide in crypto prices; shares fall 4%

Cue the "AI is helping us be more efficient" from the CEO/CFO

You're a few days behind: https://www.financialexpress.com/business/news/coinbase-lays...

He put that out days ago to get ahead of this news to project to investors they're already cost cutting so please don't dump them when quarterly reports come out

Well dangit. I should have made that a polymarket bet.

You should be using coinpay anyway

shows you that 14% layoffs wasn’t enough, if they did 34%…