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I don’t want to check what year html5 was standardized because I think it may be north of a decade ;)

> I think it may be north of a decade

Nearly two!

I was better off not knowing that this morning. Might be worth prefixing that tidbit of info with “trigger warning: the unrelenting passage of time”.

There exist toddlers who were raised on Teletubbies that are now members of Congress

I’m going to have to politely request that you stop this immediately.