Was this named by a German? "Gar nichts", pronounced as "Gar Nix", means "absolutely nothing".
> The name Nix is derived from the Dutch word niks, meaning nothing; build actions do not see anything that has not been explicitly declared as an input
From page 81 of the original paper: https://edolstra.github.io/pubs/nspfssd-lisa2004-final.pdf
So garnix would be the total and utter nothing.