Someone writes a post lamenting red and blue functions, and everyone eats it up.
Substitute colour for something meaningful and the idea becomes idiotic.
"Top level function declares that it is non-blocking, but when I try to call a small blocking function from it, I have to change the declaration to blocking???"
Yes, yes you do.
Total functions can't call non-total functions.
Deterministic functions can't call nondeterministic functions.
Non-IO functions can't call IO functions.