"I have diplomatic immunity! Also I live on a reservation with their own police force. So no."
It's pretty clear that's what the amendment means. The only ambiguous situation I've found is if you're born just inside American waters on your way between foreign countries, but that's a really narrow case.
In that case, the proper approach is to look at other evidence of what the drafters meant, which is what both the majority and dissents did.
But it doesn't even matter, because in this case it is very clear what the drafters intended.
As an academic legal theory it’s entirely sterile. There’s little actual content within it and it demonstrates almost no consistent application of its supposed principles. When it ceases to deliver conservatives relatively painless victories, they’ll move on to something else.
That said, the originalist viewpoint is usually more along the lines of "we should seek to resolve that ambiguity in context of when, why, and with which references the framers who wrote it had in mind". Most originalists are unlikely to care what an argument about the current political environment implies.