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That sounds like one of those situations where you just keep turning up the radio until the beeping goes away

They have thought of that. The radio volume is reduced during the Beep.

I'm deaf so they better shine lasers into my eyeballs

Hehe

I'm also blind so they can stuff those lasers where it doesn't shine.

Do you drive often, then? :-)

probably better than most people staring at their device

I don't drive, I ride whatever comes up. Still, I prefer something with at most two wheels and at least 60hp.

I wasnt blind till they shone those lasers in my eyes.

Do they come with a sticker reading "Don't look into laser with remaining eye"

It's in Braille

Hehe. Doubling down here; don't you take honouring humor (of the darker sort of) as such for valid participation in discourse?

Bring another radio, or bluetooth speakers.