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I'm deaf so they better shine lasers into my eyeballs

Hehe

I'm also blind so they can stuff those lasers where it doesn't shine.

Do you drive often, then? :-)

probably better than most people staring at their device

I don't drive, I ride whatever comes up. Still, I prefer something with at most two wheels and at least 60hp.

I wasnt blind till they shone those lasers in my eyes.

Do they come with a sticker reading "Don't look into laser with remaining eye"

It's in Braille

Hehe. Doubling down here; don't you take honouring humor (of the darker sort of) as such for valid participation in discourse?