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Please tell me you give it an awesome pronunciation like "ohm, mega" or even better "omega mega", and not a boring pronunciation like "omega".

Whichever you like. I'll make it cannon!

Go with "omege mega" it has a nice reduplication (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduplication) going on, like the Wiki Wiki Shuttle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiki_Wiki_Shuttle) that Wikipedia was named after.