Besides even if it was 3 years old account it still wouldn't tell the story correctly.
That's a measure as dumb as lines of code = productivity.
I understand; your parents made your account when you were born in 2017. Being 9 explains such shoddy reasoning. Oh wait is that when you got your first job; making an HN account some universal ritual for all new workers? Shoot too bad I missed out in 1999 when I landed my first real hardware engineer job.
You might need to logoff and go live in the real world a while. Coming off like one of those snowflakes I have heard about