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Public bathroom sinks are always way too small. Google Maps should integrate with this service to incentivize larger sinks.

Incentives to not have said small sinks perfectly curved to splash straight into your pants would be appreciated too.

And the flush mechanism that also doesn't flush your legs.

More importantly: bowls that discourage Neptune's kiss.

Splashback on my ballsack from a public toilet has got to be my least favorite thing ever.