Show HN: Slop University

This is great! Slop University is "Ranked 1st in the world for research throughput — The World University Index, 2026." Well done, Slop U.

This whole project is fascinating, including the so called World University Index itself. It's fun to keep track of. And beyond fun, it's saying something important about the state of universities, and the way metrics-based institutions work. I'm still not entirely sure what, but definitely something important!

What's next? Slop Consultancy? Slop Marketing? The Ministry of Slop? As a head start, the AI has already recommended names of "Deloitte & Machine", "The PromptMill", and "The Department for Synthetic Efficiency".