I first attempted to redo the README for a service I've just open-sourced, before realising Github is down.
Then, I attempted to fix the company CI server (OOM errors because of Carrierwave needing more than 500MB of memory to run 1 spec in, for some unknown reason), which failed because it couldn't check out the code.
After giving up on that, I attempted to install Graphite to a company server, where I hit another roadblock because the downloads are hosted on Github, and so I had to use Launchpad, which I had an allergic reaction to.
Also, when I was shelling into the server, oh-my-zsh failed to update because, you guessed it, Github was down.
Still, shouts to the ops team in the trenches, we're rooting for you.