Two days ago I flew VIE-MXP. I didn't turn off my iPad, nor my I put my iPhone on flight mode. Yet, I'm still here typing this.
I'm not a fan of "turn off all electronics" policy either, but your statement is just plain silly.
Anyway, I'm honestly curious... Where's your favorite place, under your bed?
It had nothing to do with the article (which I read) and my personal opinions (which, you'll notice in my comment, I express agreement with the article).
This is just turning pedantic now, so apologies. I should have just down-voted your comment instead of replying.