Yes, I read that and left scratching my head. Does it also encabulate?

Really reminded me of this classic pitch (and yes I know it's not the original turbo encabulator).

> More over, whenever fluorescent score motion is required it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation Dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The Retro Encabulator has now reached a high level of development and it's being successfully used in the operation of Millford Trunions. It's available soon wherever Rockwell Automation products are sold.