Yeah, we should only promote, like... Finnish, Norwegian, maybe Swiss products, like Apertus. Not this unethically-made baby oil[1] from repressive torment nexuses of USA or China.
Your sarcasm is both noted, and probably shouldn’t be written off as sarcasm.
I myself am on the edge of calling it sarcasm. On one hand, I meant it. I believe it to be true. On the other, I recognize that the options are depressingly scarce and uncompetitive, and I'm saddened by it.